| Author | Message | ||
| (Stuccosalt)
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A police officer stops a man he's never met for driving under the influence, and while the man is clearly drunk, the officer just gives him a warning and allows him to continue. | ||
| Amol D. (Amol)
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Was the man driving before the officer stopped him ? After he was let go ? | ||
| (Stuccosalt)
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By Amol D. (Amol): Was the man driving before the officer stopped him ? Yes After he was let go ? Yes | ||
| Simon Downham (Beroean)
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Was the man driving a car? Was it a dodgem car (such as found in a fair ground) or a toy car of some description? If not, was he driving a mode of transport / vehicle / something else? Was he on the public highway? If he was on a public highway: Was he the officer's favourite comedian / sportsman? If not did the have a special motive? eg favourtism / compassion? Were there extenuating circumstances? | ||
| (Stuccosalt)
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By Simon Downham (Beroean): Was the man driving a car? NO - good work (told you this was a quicky).. there is a tad more though. Was it a dodgem car (such as found in a fair ground) or a toy car of some description? If not, was he driving a mode of transport / vehicle No to these. / something else? Yup. Was he on the public highway? If he was on a public highway: Was he the officer's favourite comedian / sportsman? If not did the have a special motive? eg favourtism / compassion? Were there extenuating circumstances? No to all those. | ||
| David Burn (Woubit)
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Was he driving a lawnmower? | ||
| (Stuccosalt)
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By David Burn (Woubit): Was he driving a lawnmower? Not that either, and there might be a bit of a FA lurking out there.. | ||
| David Burn (Woubit)
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Was he driving a herd of animals? | ||
| Simon Downham (Beroean)
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Was he driving his wife mad? ;-) | ||
| (Stuccosalt)
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By David Burn (Woubit): Was he driving a herd of animals? By Simon Downham (Beroean): Was he driving his wife mad? ;-) No to both.. and Simon, the next time my wife asks you to post something, you can tell her no. | ||
| Tim A. Dowd (Bodo)
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Fore! | ||
| Simon Downham (Beroean)
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 He achieved two holes in one on the 18th. | ||
| Tim A. Dowd (Bodo)
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Or maybe driving nails? | ||
| Tim A. Dowd (Bodo)
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Oh, wait, does a Zamboni count as a mode of transport? Or as a not-mode-of-transport? | ||
| Lynne (Lynne)
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Driving the lane as in basketball? Baseball? | ||
| (Stuccosalt)
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By Tim A. Dowd (Bodo): Fore! Yes By Simon Downham (Beroean): He achieved two holes in one on the 18th. By Tim A. Dowd (Bodo): Or maybe driving nails? By Tim A. Dowd (Bodo): Oh, wait, does a Zamboni count as a mode of transport? Or as a not-mode-of-transport? By Lynne (Lynne): Driving the lane as in basketball? Baseball? He was playing golf, good enough for a ... !!!!! SPOILER !!!!! A police officer stops a man he's never met for driving under the influence, and while the man is clearly drunk, the officer just gives him a warning and allows him to continue. The police officer was off-duty, and playing a game of golf when he spotted the drunk man at the tee in front of him. He gave the man a friendly warning: "You shouldn't drink and drive, you'll slice every time." Nice work everyone! |
