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Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
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Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2010 - 7:11 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

My other puzzle's not finished yet, but as it's lagging, I thought I'd run a second one. I'm getting quite fond of rulebreakers.

I wonder how long this will take?
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Forever?
42?
Is it the answer?
Do you hate me?
Why do you like rulebreakers?
How many roads must a man walk down?
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
Am I the very model of a modern major-general?
C is for Cookie?
C is for Mr. Coke?
How long do you think it will be before Greg is back to being Greg?
Does gregoryuconn mind me calling him Greg?
Would he prefer Gregory?
Do they still perform Gregorian chant these days?
Is there a Tolkienian (?) equivalent to Gregorian chant?
What are you going to be for Halloween?
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon?
Are Mentos really the freshmaker?
Do you think there is an Unpopular Science?
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Forever? Eternity?
42? The ultimate question?
Is it the answer? Maybe.
Do you hate me? Of course not, why would I hate you?
Why do you like rulebreakers? They're fun.
How many roads must a man walk down? All of them that he's allowed.
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?
Am I the very model of a modern major-general? Tom Lehrer? Or Sir Arthur Sullivan?
C is for Cookie? YUM!
C is for Mr. Coke? It is.
How long do you think it will be before Greg is back to being Greg? The question is, does he want to be?
Does gregoryuconn mind me calling him Greg? As I am not him, I do not know.
Would he prefer Gregory? Perhaps. You ought to ask him.
Do they still perform Gregorian chant these days? It is entirely possible.
Is there a Tolkienian (?) Tolkienesque, I think, is the term equivalent to Gregorian chant? I have no idea, but I shall ask Fiondil.
What are you going to be for Halloween? I had planned to be Eowyn. Sadly, my dress does not fit.
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon? Newt newt newt newt newt Gingrich?
Are Mentos really the freshmaker? I like the fruit flavored ones.
Do you think there is an Unpopular Science? Science hates me.
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A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly tubas under veto while xylophones yell "ZEBRA!"?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly tubas under veto while xylophones yell?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly tubas under veto while xylophones?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly tubas under veto while?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly tubas under veto?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly tubas under?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly tubas?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude?


A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating?


A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas?


A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing?


A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously?


A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is?


A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats?


A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian?

A banana costume draped entirely from?

A banana costume draped entirely?

A banana costume draped?

A banana costume?

A banana?

A?

?

Am I the Great and All-Powerful Oz?

Am I the great and all-powerful Gregoryuconn?

Do you think that I mind being called Greg?

Do you think that I mind being called Gregory?

Do you think that I mind being Mr. Coke?

For the record, I don't mind any of those, although sooner or later the latter will get old

What is the rule to the rulebreaker?

Can I cheat?

If I were to hack into your mind, would I find a solution there?

What is the meaning of life?

Where do we go when we die?

C is for Cookie?

C is for Mr. Coke?

42?

Forever?

Do you hate me?

Do you hat me?

Do you hate me?

Why do you hate me?

C is for Cookie?

C is five cookie?

C is three cookie?

C is four cookie?

Cookie start with C?

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM?

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon?

Karma Karma karma karma chameleon?

karma karma karma chameleon?

Karma karma chameleon?

Karma chameleon?

Note: in the following, (x#) means repeat the word before the parenthesis # times, because I'm too lazy to type it out.

Karma (x30) chameleon?

Chameleon (x30) karma?

Karma (x666) chameleon?

Devil (x666) number (x13)?
Balin (Balin)
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Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon, we come and go?
Kyrie eleison on a highway in the light?
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her?
Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky?
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy?
Some folks are born made to wave the flag, ooh they're red, white, and blue?
Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things I can do without?
Whoa, we're halfway there, who-oa, livin' on a prayer?
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
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A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly tubas under veto while xylophones yell "ZEBRA!"?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly tubas under veto while xylophones yell?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly tubas under veto while xylophones?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly tubas under veto while?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly tubas under veto?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly tubas under?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly tubas?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing silly?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or playing?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude, or?

A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating nude?


A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas mating?


A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing llamas?


A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously killing?


A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is judiciously?


A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats is?


A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian hats?


A banana costume draped entirely from Gregorian?

A banana costume draped entirely from?

A banana costume draped entirely?

A banana costume draped?

A banana costume?

A banana?

A? Being alphabetical, while quite amusing, will avail you nothing, my dear Mr. Coke. The same goes for all of the above.

? !

Am I the Great and All-Powerful Oz? You may very well be.

Am I the great and all-powerful Gregoryuconn? Most certainly.

Do you think that I mind being called Greg? I do not know.

Do you think that I mind being called Gregory? I suppose not.

Do you think that I mind being Mr. Coke? I hope not, as it is what I like to call you.

For the record, I don't mind any of those, although sooner or later the latter will get old Ah. My apologies, then. I'll leave off if you like, though it'll be difficult. Or at least lessen it.

What is the rule to the rulebreaker? Do you really think I'll tell you that?!

Can I cheat? Only if you kiss me. (I'm joking, no, you can't.)

If I were to hack into your mind, would I find a solution there? I suppose, if you're capable of it.

What is the meaning of life? 42? Or we could ask Brian?

Where do we go when we die? I like to answer this question with "Mandos".

C is for Cookie? Certainly, cookies are delicious. Except internet ones.

C is for Mr. Coke? Of course it is, just like you. *presents with large letter C*

42? 24 in the mirror.

Forever? Eternity.

Do you hate me? Of course not, I'm quite fond of you.

Do you hat me? *gives you a hat*

Do you hate me? No.

Why do you hate me? Verily, kind sir, I do not hate thee.

C is for Cookie? That's good enough for me.

C is five cookie? Five!

C is three cookie? Thou shalt not count to five, or even to four, but to three.

C is four cookie? One, two, three, five?

Cookie start with C? It does.

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM? OH NO NOT THAT!

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon? neither karma or chameleons will help. That goes for all the mentions.

Karma Karma karma karma chameleon?

karma karma karma chameleon?

Karma karma chameleon?

Karma chameleon?

Note: in the following, (x#) means repeat the word before the parenthesis # times, because I'm too lazy to type it out. You were not too lazy to type the rest out. However, your hard work availed you nothing. I am too lazy to type "no" to each one. :-P

Karma (x30) chameleon?

Chameleon (x30) karma?

Karma (x666) chameleon?

Devil (x666) number (x13)?
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Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon, we come and go? If you say so, Balin
Kyrie eleison on a highway in the light? Hmm.
Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her? Call you late to dinner?
Do you have the time to listen to me whine? Of course.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky? That sounds difficult.
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy? You're 'scused, Lady Mondegreen.
Some folks are born made to wave the flag, ooh they're red, white, and blue? Brought to you courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue?
Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things I can do without? Sure, why not.
Whoa, we're halfway there, who-oa, livin' on a prayer? Madonna?
Balin (Balin)
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Pachelbel Rant?
4 Chord Song?
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone?
Actually, no I can't, it's pouring in NC?
Oh, life is bigger, it's bigger than you, and you are not me?
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round?
Pan the room, random use of candles, empty bottles, and cloth, and can you see me through this fan?
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Pachelbel Rant? Rant?
4 Chord Song? Why not 8 Chord?
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone? I can see all obstacles in my way?
Actually, no I can't, it's pouring in NC? Aww.
Oh, life is bigger, it's bigger than you, and you are not me? I am most certainly not you.
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round? I would love to come around if you were nearer.
Pan the room, random use of candles, empty bottles, and cloth, and can you see me through this fan? *looks for fan* The only fan here is a Giants fan...me!
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Have you noticed a trend?
Involving song lyrics?
Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars?
She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean?
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye?
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down?
Take on me, take me on, I'll be gone, in a day or *strains for high note* twoooooo?
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Have you noticed a trend? Yes.
Involving song lyrics? Including ones I don't know.
Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars? Someone insane?
She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean? Car?
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye? Sounds familiar, can't place it.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down? Dunno this one either.
Take on me, take me on, I'll be gone, in a day or *strains for high note* twoooooo? *glass breaks*
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Should I do some more one-hit wonders now?
Did you catch that those last three were?
Save tonight, fight the break of dawn?
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind?
Josie's on a vacation far away?
Sometimes I feel I've got to *clap clap* run away?
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Should I do some more one-hit wonders now?
Did you catch that those last three were?
Save tonight, fight the break of dawn?
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind?
Josie's on a vacation far away?
Sometimes I feel I've got to *clap clap* run away? All of these are nice tries, but quoting song lyrics at me that I don't know won't help you.
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What about song lyrics you do know?
Will non-lyrics help at all?
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What about song lyrics you do know? Song lyrics are not relevant to the rule as such.
Will non-lyrics help at all? They'd probably work better than lyrics, though the lyrics are fun.
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All right?
Back off?
Can I?
Do you?
Eat pizza?
For fun?
Guess who?
Has he?
Is this?
Just because?
Kaylee, right?
Let's go?
Mister Rogers?
Nobody knows?
Open arms?
Pasta alfredo?
Question marks?
Right round?
Super scary?
Tattle tale?
Usually creepy?
Very good?
What's up?
Xerox copies?
You see?
Zero hour?
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All right? Okay!
Back off? *backs away*
Can I? You may.
Do you? I do.
Eat pizza? I love pizza.
For fun? Oh, yes.
Guess who? Balin?
Has he? Have you?
Is this? Me?
Just because? Why not?
Kaylee, right? At your service, my lord.
Let's go? All right!
Mister Rogers? Won't you be my neighbor?
Nobody knows? The trouble I've seen?
Open arms? *hug*
Pasta alfredo? Yummy!
Question marks? Ampersands?
Right round? Left square?
Super scary? Not at all.
Tattle tale? Boo.
Usually creepy? I don't think so.
Very good? You sure are!
What's up? The ceiling.
Xerox copies? Photocopiers.
You see? I do.
Zero hour? What a lovely alphabet.
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Abracadabra?
Aminadab?
Alchemic?
Averted?
Ablative?
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Abracadabra?
Aminadab?
Alchemic?
Averted?
Ablative? This puzzle was not brought to you by the letter A. Nice try, though.
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Bologna?
Blab?
Bric-a-brac?
Bothered?
Braise?
Beef?
Boring?
Boorish?
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Bologna?
Blab?
Bric-a-brac?
Bothered?
Braise?
Beef?
Boring?
Boorish? This puzzle was not brought to you by the letter B, either.
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Cabana?
Cab?
Chic?
Cord?
Cave?
Clef?
Clog?
Cash?
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Cabana?
Cab?
Chic?
Cord?
Cave?
Clef?
Clog?
Cash? This puzzle may possibly have been brought to you by the letter C, however I do not C the proper C here. And Balin, could you please email me on the subject of the other puzzle? Thanks :-)
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Cord of wood?
Baccalaureate?
Ocarina?
Ochocinco?
Orca?
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Cord of wood?
Baccalaureate?
Ocarina?
Ochocinco?
Orca?
Did I say it was brought to us by the letter O? And Cord of Wood, while imaginative, is not right. I believe these C's were Seen earlier.
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Cockatiel?
Success?
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Cockatiel?
Success?
Cockatiel will not win you Success.
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Kaylee?
Balin?
Noel?
Me?
Me me me?
Do re mi fa sol?
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Kaylee? Me!
Balin? Matt.
Noel? You.
Me? Noel.
Me me me? Noelnoelnoel.
Do re mi fa sol? La ti do.
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Will UConn beat West Virginia In Football on Friday Night?
How do you make West Virginia Football Cookies?
How do you make West Virginia Football Cupcakes?
I will deliver the punchline to both of these jokes after you respond to them, so as to serve as motivation.
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
Many a thing you'd like to tell her?
Many a thing she ought to understand?
But how do you make her stay?
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh how do you solve a problem like maria?
How do you hold a moon beam in your hand?
Who is the guy who rants and raves and likes to make a scene?
He's like a little bulldog, a Korean Howard Dean?
And we're even so scared of him we'd even say he's mean?
Because though he's threatened soul he hasn't got one?
We think we know who might just fit the bill?
Presenting Kim Jong Il?
How do you solve a Problem like Korea?
They've got some nukes in case you haven't heard?
This is a reference to The Capitol Steps, a political satire band. For the full song perfmance, see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsP6m7_GVVI
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Will UConn beat West Virginia In Football on Friday Night? I certainly hope so.
How do you make West Virginia Football Cookies? I do not know.
How do you make West Virginia Football Cupcakes? I do not know.
I will deliver the punchline to both of these jokes after you respond to them, so as to serve as motivation. I am sure I shall find them most enlightening, my good sir.
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
Many a thing you'd like to tell her?
Many a thing she ought to understand?
But how do you make her stay?
And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh how do you solve a problem like maria?
How do you hold a moon beam in your hand? By watching The Sound of Music, of course.
Who is the guy who rants and raves and likes to make a scene?
He's like a little bulldog, a Korean Howard Dean?
And we're even so scared of him we'd even say he's mean?
Because though he's threatened soul he hasn't got one?
We think we know who might just fit the bill?
Presenting Kim Jong Il?
How do you solve a Problem like Korea?
They've got some nukes in case you haven't heard? Hm, I do not know this one.
This is a reference to The Capitol Steps, a political satire band. For the full song perfmance, see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsP6m7_GVVI Ah, very good. Thank you, I shall once I am done watching the World Series game. :-)
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Those were intended as different questions, not as one long one.... Would the answer to all be the same?

and now for the punchlines:
How do you make West Virginia Football Cookies Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
How do you make West Virginia Football Cupcake? You can't. They already are, so it's too late!
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Those were intended as different questions, not as one long one.... Would the answer to all be the same? Yes, and very funny jokes :-P
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Kaylee?
Balin?
Matt?
Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light what's so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming, whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fights o'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?

And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still there; oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

Yes, the national anthem is just two questions. That is, unless you count the later verses, which actually answer the questions by affirming that yes, our flag IS still there. I've included the first part of the second verse (also a question) for your answering pleasure.

On the shore dimly seen through the midst of the deep, where the foe's haughty host in dead silence reposes; what is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep, as it fitfully blows, half conceals half discloses?

At this point in the anthem, the sun rises and the narrator (Francis Scott Key) sees the flag over Fort McHenry, and low and behold it is the Stars and Stripes (as opposed to the Union Jack, which would imply the British captured the Fort and we would be finished as a nation). See, it pays to be smart like I am, especially when you memorize seemingly "useless" yet meaningful facts, like the latter verses of the national anthem.
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By the way, for any of the Brits on here, how many verses are there in the standard version of "God Save the Queen" and can you name all the lyrics? No cheating on Wikipedia or anywhere else.
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Kaylee? Me.
Balin? Balin Fundinul Uzbad Khazad-Dumu
Matt? Balin Fundinion, Hir Hadhodhrond
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Well, as long as Capitol Steps references are being thrown in....

We all work for the press, and our ethics are strong?
We know showing opinions clearly is wrong?
Look at us now, will we ever learn?
We don't know how, but we're starting to lose control?
There's a fire within my soul?
Just one look at the charisma he brings?
One more look and we're anointing him king?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh?
Obama mia, here we go again?
My my, how can you resist him?
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Did you intend to skip the other questions I asked?
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I honestly don't know why I ask questions in these things -- I never get the connection/answer unless it's far too simple... But here's hoping these will help out others more rulebreaker-inclined than I...

Call me Ishmael?
Was it a dark and stormy night?
Is it a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife?
Was it a bright cold day in April?
Were the clocks striking thirteen?
It was almost December, and Jonas was beginning to be frightened?
Where now? Who now? When now?
Did all this happen, more or less?
Was it a pleasure to burn?
Justice?
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, does a decent respect to the opinions of mankind require that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation?

Do you like chocolate?
Do you like white chocolate?
Do you like milk chocolate?
Do you like dark chocolate?
Do you like green eggs and ham?
Do you like penguins?
Do you like penguin suits?
Do penguins eat chocolate?
Can penguins eat chocolate?
Is Tolkien alive?
Is Tolkien dead?
Is Tolkien dead asleep?
Marine?
Marina?
Marinara?
Bechamel?
Do you really not know the song lyrics?
Weren't you alive in the eighties?
Tear down this wall?
Do you believe in miracles?
So it goes?
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Balin: Well, as long as Capitol Steps references are being thrown in....Oh dear.

We all work for the press, and our ethics are strong? Not in Newsies.
We know showing opinions clearly is wrong? What?
Look at us now, will we ever learn? Hopefully.
We don't know how, but we're starting to lose control? Evidently.
There's a fire within my soul? Aww.
Just one look at the charisma he brings? *looks at Balin*
One more look and we're anointing him king? Oh boy.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh? Oh?
Obama mia, here we go again? I was afraid that was coming.
My my, how can you resist him? Meh.

Gregory: Did you intend to skip the other questions I asked? Yes. Sorry, I should have said something.

Kalira: I honestly don't know why I ask questions in these things -- I never get the connection/answer unless it's far too simple... But here's hoping these will help out others more rulebreaker-inclined than I... Fear not, Kalira!

Call me Ishmael? I thought you were Kalira.
Was it a dark and stormy night? Not last night. The Giants won!!
Is it a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife? Erm...*racks brain* Pride and Prejudice?
Was it a bright cold day in April? Was it?
Were the clocks striking thirteen? Um...That's another literary reference, but I don't recall the title.
It was almost December, and Jonas was beginning to be frightened? No, he was apprehensive, as he figured out. I love the Giver.
Where now? Who now? When now? I keep six honest servingmen?
Did all this happen, more or less? I recognized most of the literary references, I think.
Was it a pleasure to burn? What?
Justice? You're nearly there.
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, does a decent respect to the opinions of mankind require that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation? The Declaration of Independence, I believe?

Do you like chocolate? Oh, yes.
Do you like white chocolate? Very much.
Do you like milk chocolate? Yes!
Do you like dark chocolate? Mmm...
Do you like green eggs and ham? I do like them, Sam I Am.
Do you like penguins? Yes!
Do you like penguin suits? I must. I've been a penguin for Halloween more than once.
Do penguins eat chocolate? Mine do.
Can penguins eat chocolate? Stuffed ones can.
Is Tolkien alive? Only in the hearts of the Professor's disciples, alas.
Is Tolkien dead? He has passed into Mandos, and gone into the Presence.
Is Tolkien dead asleep? His hroa sleeps, his fea is awake.
Marine? Ocean?
Marina? Stockton.
Marinara? Mmm.
Bechamel? I do not know what this is. Excuse me while I look it up. *looks it up* Ah. It's some kind of white sauce thing. No, it has nothing to do with the puzzle.
Do you really not know the song lyrics? Most of them, no.
Weren't you alive in the eighties? I was only four when they ended...
Tear down this wall? The Berlin Wall? Didn't someone already do that?
Do you believe in miracles? Of course.
So it goes? I suppose it does.

***SPOILER***

I answered every single question as honestly as possible, without trying to mislead. The rule was really that there is no rule, although the backup rule was to mention Tolkien, penguins, and chocolate in the same post. Kalira managed it. :-D
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Very lateral - clever!

I believe it was Peter365 who once wondered if someone would ever make a rulebreaker where the rule was "whatever I feel like". I believe that has now been managed.
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Woo! I won a rulebreaker! That'll never happen again :-) I'm all about the workaround rule :-D
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Hurrah for me and Kalira, we both managed the impossible! <3 :-D

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