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Fandres17 (Fandres17)
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Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 2:17 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hi, this is my first puzzle so I hope you enjoy it...

Carlos ask a man if he could please pee, as the man refused Carlos offered him to pay. Finally the man accepted and Carlos was very grateful.
Balin (Balin)
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Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 3:37 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"He" - the man? Carlos? "Him" - the man?

Was he taking a drug test?
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Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 3:38 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Or, if not that, was he at a doctor's office? And they had to test his urine?

Can we give the man a name? How about "Dominic"?
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Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 3:46 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Did Carlos need some "clean" urine for a drug test and asked the man to pee for him?
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Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 3:58 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Balin--

"He" - the man? Yes Carlos?No, Carlos is Carlos "Him" - the man? Yes
Was he taking a drug test?No

Or, if not that, was he at a doctor's office? No And they had to test his urine? No
Can we give the man a name? Sure How about "Dominic"? Hmm OK

Doriana----

Did Carlos need some "clean" urine for a drug test and asked the man to pee for him? No
Balin (Balin)
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Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 4:02 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Wild guess: was Carlos' tongue stuck to a frozen pole? And Dominic had to pee on it to free it?
Fandres17 (Fandres17)
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Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 4:11 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Wild guess: was Carlos' tongue stuck to a frozen pole? And Dominic had to pee on it to free it? heheh that would be very disgusting,however the answer is NO but you are on the right trail
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Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 4:13 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Did Dominic pee on Carlos? On something relevant? Into something relevant?
Doriana (Doriana)
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Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 4:14 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Does Carlos want to pee his name in the snow but he couldn't so that he asked someone else to do it?
Fandres17 (Fandres17)
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Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 4:24 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

-Balin-

Did Dominic pee on Carlos? Yes! On something relevant? Yes Into something relevant? Yes

-Doriana-

Does Carlos want to pee his name in the snow but he couldn't so that he asked someone else to do it? hehehe, that would be very funny but unfortunately Not
Visconti (Visconti)
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Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 5:09 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

did someone have a jellyfish sting?

wait... I think I know this...

Fandres17, not sure how long you've lurked here, but it's at this stage that if someone thinks they know it real early in the puzzle, they'll mail the puzzlemaker their guess. Look for an email from me with my early guess. If I'm right, I'll stay out of the rest of the puzzle.
Fandres17 (Fandres17)
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Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 5:42 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Visconti-- the email has not the rigth answer but...

did someone have a jellyfish sting? Exactly!

********* SPOILER ***********************
Carlos was stung by a jellyfish so he had to apply urine; unfortunately he was not feeling the need of pee, so he must pay Dominic who was the only person near, to pee on his wound.


I am impressed, you have got to the answer really fast. This is a real story, it is very common to be stung by jellyfishes in my country. Even though, fortunately I have never been stung by a jellyfish (just in order to clarify) (:
Balin (Balin)
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Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 6:11 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Wow - clever puzzle! I didn't know urine could help soothe jellyfish stings, though I know that vodka works (thanks to MythBusters).
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Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 6:34 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hah, too funny! That wasn't even the spoiler I emailed you.

I thought you might have built a puzzle around this joke:

A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, next to another guy, who was the only patron in the bar when he walked in. He talks to him for about 5 minutes then moves to the other end of the bar. The bar owner walks up to him and asks if he would like a drink. He orders a beer and says, "Man! That guy down there sure does complain alot. He thinks he's got it rough, but his life is easy!" The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, mister! I've seen you in here before. You're in here any day of the week at any time. Just what do you do for a living?" The guy replies, "I make bets for a living. I'll show you. I'll bet you $5 I can bite my right eye!" The bartender looks at him and says, "OK, you're on." The guy takes his glass eye out and clenches it between his teeth. The bartender says, "I didn't know you had a glass eye. You win." The guy then says, "I'll let you win your money back. I'll bet you $5 I can bite my left eye." The bartender thinks for a moment and replies, "I know you're not blind so you can't have 2 glass eyes. OK, your on!" The guy then proceeds to take his false teeth out of his mouth and clamps them over his left eye. With this, the bartender says, "Hey buddy, you won again. As you can see,I don't do a lot of business in here. I can't afford to make any more bets with you." The guy replies, "I'll tell you what. I'll give you a guaranteed way to win your money back. I'll bet you $10 that I can walk 6 feet away and pee in this bottle, which I'll leave here on the bar. I won't miss a drop. I won't even hit the rim, it will go right in the bottle." After a few minutes of thought, the bartender says, "There's no way! You're on!" The guy walks 6 feet from the bar, drops his pants and pees all over everything. He pees on the bar, the stools and the floor. He doesn't even come close to hitting the bottle, let alone getting it in the bottle. With this, the bartender starts laughing and exclaims, "Ahah! I knew you couldn't do it. I won my back my $10!!!" Just then, the guy at the other end of the bar passes out. The bartender looks down at him and says, "What happened to him?" The guy replies, "Oh, he'll be alright. I just bet him $1000 that I could piss all over you and your bar and you'd laugh about it."

Fandres17 (Fandres17)
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Posted on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 - 7:47 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Heheh very good joke

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