| Author | Message | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3426 Registered: 9-2010 |
O hai cheezfrends. I once againz maik puzzel in kitteh. Uf course, I iz translait it tu, if kittehz nawt speek gud kitteh langwich. Dis wun iz roolbrakur. Hopefulee nawt az difficult az tortie kitteh'z wun. Ask kweshunz in kitteh oar hoomin langwich, mee no care :-D I iz ansur. Haz funz! Translation: Hi everyone :-) I shall once again run a puzzle in lolspeak. Of course, I'll translate it too, if you don't speak "kitteh" fluently. This is a rulebreaker. Hopefully it won't be as hard as my sibling (Tortiekitten)'s rulebreaker, lol! Questions can be asked and answered either in kitteh or in English :-D Of course, the use of kitteh is not the rule. | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 12882 Registered: 4-2010 |
A? B? C? . . . Z? Alfabit iz saim in kitteh! | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 1019 Registered: 12-2010 |
Wood ansur be teh saem if me askeded teh kweshun in hoomin langwich? Would the answer be the same if I asked the question in kitteh? Iz yuo Kaylee kitteh? Yuo Kaylee kitteh? Kaylee kitteh? Kitteh? Wun? Too? Three? Foar? Faiv? Sicks? Sevin? Ate? Nain? Ten? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3427 Registered: 9-2010 |
o hai balin kitteh! alfabet iz saim in kitteh, yez! but iz cannot ansur itz. mee iz sorree. Wood ansur be teh saem if me askeded teh kweshun in hoomin langwich? hrm...iz prolly nawt saim! we iz find it owt tho! Would the answer be the same if I asked the question in kitteh? Whatever you do, don't blink... Iz yuo Kaylee kitteh? i iz! Yuo Kaylee kitteh? yez... Kaylee kitteh? iz mee! Kitteh? i can haz cheezburger! Wun? iz can haz un? Too? doo iz wut dogz haz Three? twah iz funny way uf sain tree Foar? kitteh! Faiv? iz in kitchun, diz wun Sicks? hay, dat saim both timez Sevin? set? izn't dat liek sum gyptiun basement cat? Ate? weet? liek, wut makez cheezburgur bunz? Nain? nuf with teh numburz! Ten? rimes wit stix, I thinx soe! mabee... | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 1021 Registered: 12-2010 |
Iz kittehz liek Käseburgerz? Iz kittehz glow in teh darkz? Iz ceiling cat createded teh heavinz an urfz? Iz Tortie kitteh yuor sistur kitteh? I can haz cheezburger? I iz Doriana kitteh? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3428 Registered: 9-2010 |
Iz kittehz liek Käseburgerz? dey can haz foar uf dem! Iz kittehz glow in teh darkz? glowin iz strainj foar kittehz Iz ceiling cat createded teh heavinz an urfz? o yez, he createded foar kittehz an dere hoominz! Iz Tortie kitteh yuor sistur kitteh? Tortie kitteh iz sistur kitteh! saim tom kitteh an mommee kitteh =) ltpf iz bezt plaiz foar kittehz I can haz cheezburger? yuo onlee wantz vejitaryun! heer, haz ate uf dem I iz Doriana kitteh? yuo iz, and iz best doriana kitteh foar uz! | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3429 Registered: 9-2010 |
oopz, maded rong ansur tu firstest wun. "Iz kittehz liek Käseburgerz?" shud be, dey can haz foar uf dem if dey can ackt gud! | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 1023 Registered: 12-2010 |
Iz Frentch numberz relevint? Iz Germin numberz? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3430 Registered: 9-2010 |
Iz Frentch numberz relevint? yez... Iz Germin numberz? yez, but onlee in sertun surcumstancez =D Teh kitteh rool haz tu do with french (and sumtimez germin) numburz. but wut iz it? an teh nawt kitteh rool iz sumthin differunt. | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 1024 Registered: 12-2010 |
Iz dere faiv Käseburgerz in yuor kitchun? Iz dere sevin dayz in a weekz? Iz dere a kitteh in yuor basemint? Iz dere three pengwinz in teh zoo? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3431 Registered: 9-2010 |
Iz dere faiv Käseburgerz in yuor kitchun? iz sink in teh kitchun! an iz aktin funee, lozt a lettur f in dere...an cupul dotz, kaithnx Iz dere sevin dayz in a weekz? dere iz a week wit basement cat uf egyptyunz? Iz dere a kitteh in yuor basemint? o yez, but gud kittehz r srsly ment tu go tu ceiling! Iz dere three pengwinz in teh zoo? so long az teh pengwinz iz nawt in a tree, dey iz in zoo | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3432 Registered: 9-2010 |
(oops...) Iz dere a kitteh in yuor basemint? o yez, but gud kittehz r srsly ment tu go tu ceiling! foar realz! | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 1026 Registered: 12-2010 |
wenevur i iz yoose numbur in kweshun, iz haz pronunciashun of frentch numbur in ansur? foar exumple, iz sayz "faiv", in frentch iz "cinq", iz soundz liek "sink", so yuo iz sayz "sink"? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3433 Registered: 9-2010 |
wenevur i iz yoose numbur in kweshun, iz haz pronunciashun of frentch numbur in ansur? foar exumple, iz sayz "faiv", in frentch iz "cinq", iz soundz liek "sink", so yuo iz sayz "sink"? yez! dat iz ansur tu french numburz. nao, wut abowt germin wunz? RECAT: Diz iz roolbrakur wit rool abowt kitteh kweshunz an hoomin langwich kweshunz. Doriana kitteh figureded owt dat teh kitteh rool iz abowt frentch an germin mumburz. Frentch numburs iz uzed if yuo uzez numbur in kweshun. Wen i iz uzin germin numbur? an wut iz nawt kitteh langwich rool? Recap, in hoomin langwich: This rulebreaker has two rules, one in lolspeak about languages, and one for non-kitteh questions. The kitteh ones have to do with French and German numbers. Doriana's figured out that if you put a number in the question, the French number reappears in the answer somehow. What does the German number have to do with it? And what's the non-kitteh questions rule? | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 1028 Registered: 12-2010 |
Iz getz Germin numbur wen sayz Käseburger? Wen yoose Germin wurd in genrul? Iz testz it: Iz haz Apfel in kitchun? An sum kweshunz foar hoomin langwich rool: Is this a puzzle? Is this a question? Can I have a cheeseburger? Do you like cheeseburgers? Are you Kaylee? One? Two? Three? Four? Five? Six? Seven? Eight? Nine? Ten? Are there seven days in a week? Seven days in a week? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3435 Registered: 9-2010 |
|i{Iz getz Germin numbur wen sayz Käseburger? yez, but... Wen yoose Germin wurd in genrul? nawt ezactlee...onlee certun wunz} Iz testz it: Iz haz Apfel in kitchun? iz sure it iz nawt orinj? An sum kweshunz foar hoomin langwich rool: Is this a puzzle? no, it's a police box! Is this a question? John Smith, of course. Can I have a cheeseburger? Are they from Sonic? Do you like cheeseburgers? Let's go get one! Are you Kaylee? You look like Sarah, though =D One? Will Two? Pat Three? Jon Four? Tom Five? Pete Six? Colin Seven? Sylvester Eight? Paul Nine? Chris Ten? Dave Are there seven days in a week? unless they have been exterminated Seven days in a week? perhaps the polarity was reversed. | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3436 Registered: 9-2010 |
*headdesk* what's the matter with me: Are there seven days in a week? unless Sylvester has been exterminated Seven days in a week? perhaps Sylvester's polarity was reversed. | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 1031 Registered: 12-2010 |
Would you answer "Eleven?" with Matt? Do I get the corresponding Doctor when I use a number between 1 and 11? Zero? Twelve? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3437 Registered: 9-2010 |
Would you answer "Eleven?" with Matt? yes =) Do I get the corresponding Doctor when I use a number between 1 and 11? yes =) Zero? CA Twelve? CA | ||
| Tortiekitten (Tortiekitten)
New member Username: Tortiekitten Post Number: 337 Registered: 11-2010 |
I'm sorry I got to this one so late. I realized Doctor Who must be relevant back when you said "whatever you do, don't blink..." MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Hmmmm, now what to ask... What in the name of sanity do you have on your head? Are fezes cool? How about bowties? Stetsons? Are Jammy Dodgers delicious? Moisturize me? Blink and you're dead? Season one? Season two? Season three? Season four? Season five? Season six!? Am I ginger? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3438 Registered: 9-2010 |
I'm sorry I got to this one so late. I realized Doctor Who must be relevant back when you said "whatever you do, don't blink..." MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Hmmmm, now what to ask...come on clevur kitteh! =D What in the name of sanity do you have on your head? O NOEZ NO ASPLODE! Are fezes cool? They are =D How about bowties? yez! Stetsons? are they? Are Jammy Dodgers delicious? STRAWBERRY! Moisturize me? Crunchitize! Blink and you're dead? o noez iz teh weeping angulz! Season one? Will Season two? Pat Season three? Jon Season four? Tom Season five? Pete Season six!? Colin Am I ginger? noez nawt yet... | ||
| Tortiekitten (Tortiekitten)
New member Username: Tortiekitten Post Number: 338 Registered: 11-2010 |
Don't you think she looks tired? Strictly speaking, it's the fifteenth New York since the original, so that makes it New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New New York, right? Oh, I'm, I'm dazed and confused. I've been chasing this... this wee naked child over hill and over dale. Ain't that right, ya... tim'rous beastie? What do monsters have nightmares about? What's a horse doing on a spaceship? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3439 Registered: 9-2010 |
Don't you think she looks tired? o noez, tirud kitteh needz cheezburgur! Strictly speaking, it's the fifteenth New York since the original, so that makes it New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New-New New York, right? Teh bronx iz up and teh battery'z down...specully if teh battery be re-energized fifteen timez... Oh, I'm, I'm dazed and confused. I've been chasing this... this wee naked child over hill and over dale. Ain't that right, ya... tim'rous beastie? Robert Burns? What do monsters have nightmares about? Pandorica? What's a horse doing on a spaceship? What's teh french armee doin on spaizship? | ||
| Tortiekitten (Tortiekitten)
New member Username: Tortiekitten Post Number: 339 Registered: 11-2010 |
What's the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3440 Registered: 9-2010 |
What's the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius? Plum =) | ||
| Tortiekitten (Tortiekitten)
New member Username: Tortiekitten Post Number: 340 Registered: 11-2010 |
It's actually Clom, but that's close enough ;) | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3442 Registered: 9-2010 |
It's actually Clom, but that's close enough ;) Oh. | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 12885 Registered: 4-2010 |
I don't know German numbers, so I'll work on the non-kitteh questions: Am I Balin? Am I Matt? Are you Kaylee? Are you Elizabeth? Do you have a sister? Do I have a sister? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3447 Registered: 9-2010 |
I don't know German numbers, so I'll work on the non-kitteh questions: well, so far only one German number has shown up. Am I Balin? yez! Am I Matt? Doctor Smith? :-D Are you Kaylee? I iz! Are you Elizabeth? iz that too! Do you have a sister? yez :-D Do I have a sister? does The Doctor have a daughter? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3449 Registered: 9-2010 |
my apologies...two German numbers have shown up. *blushes* | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 1035 Registered: 12-2010 |
Is dere Apfelsinen in Germinee? Is dere Senf in Germinee? Is dere Käse in Germinee? Is dere Pfeffer in Germinee? Is dere Salz in Germinee? Iz dere Doriana in Germinee? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3450 Registered: 9-2010 |
Is dere Apfelsinen in Germinee? Is dere Senf in Germinee? Is dere Käse in Germinee? Is dere Pfeffer in Germinee? Is dere Salz in Germinee? Iz dere Doriana in Germinee? o yez iz awl doze thingz dere! iz orinjez, musturd, cheez, peppur, saltz, an kitteh =D sowndz liek doriana kitteh makin veree odd rezipe dere srsly tho... iz nawt gotz numburz. exept mabee Käse sinz iz foar burgurz...wud bee wun dat sownds liek ackt, ithinksoe, duz it? yuo iz teh germin kitteh. lukz liek it aniwai. ackt iz nawt enuf burgurz foar all teh kittehz heer to eated, soe we maikz moar. | ||
| Mephistopheles (Mephistopheles)
New member Username: Mephistopheles Post Number: 2 Registered: 4-2011 |
Can you ride a unicycle? Can I ride a unicycle? Who were the three blind mice? Did Agatha Christie write 26 novels? Did she write none? Was Leonhard Euler born in 1707? Eins, zwei, drei? Un deux trois quatre cinq? | ||
| Potato (Potato)
New member Username: Potato Post Number: 580 Registered: 7-2010 |
Käse(burger) --> ackt --> acht (=8)? Are there also Apfelsinenburgers? If not, can I have a Senfburger? Or could you make me a Pfefferburger? How about a Schnitzel? | ||
| Potato (Potato)
New member Username: Potato Post Number: 582 Registered: 7-2010 |
Any mention of "kitteh", "cat", etc. --> foar? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 12894 Registered: 4-2010 |
Iz Iynstiyn a gud rappurr? Iz teh wedder drai? Is Einstein a good rapper? Is the weather dry? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3452 Registered: 9-2010 |
Can you ride a unicycle? noez Can I ride a unicycle? mabeez? Who were the three blind mice? dey runned awai Did Agatha Christie write 26 novels? googolpedia knoez dat Did she write none? noez Was Leonhard Euler born in 1707? prolly ithinx soe Eins, zwei, drei? wun, too, tree Un deux trois quatre cinq? wun, too, tree, kitteh, I mean foar, five Käse(burger) --> ackt --> acht (=8)? yez! Are there also Apfelsinenburgers? dat wud bee veree strainj If not, can I have a Senfburger? *givz musturd awn bunz* Or could you make me a Pfefferburger? *addz peppur* How about a Schnitzel? teh Wienursnitzul iz dat way *pointz* iz hot dawg plaiz Iz Iynstiyn a gud rappurr? I iz nawt knoez. Iz teh wedder drai? iz nawt wet, wet iz nawt gud Is Einstein a good rapper? I did nawt think he wuz one. Is the weather dry? iz tu germin kittehz? | ||
| Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
New member Username: Gregoryuconn Post Number: 994 Registered: 9-2010 |
Is there such thing as German kitteh language? Würden Fragen in deutscher Sprache zu helfen? Wenn ja, warum? Wenn nein, warum nicht? Darf ich fragen, Fragen in deutscher Kitteh? Heißt das überhaupt? How do you say "kitteh"auf Deutsch? Warum das deutsche Wort für "deutsch " klingen wie das englische Wort für "Niederländisch"? Am ersten Tag von Weihnachten, was meine wahre Liebe zu mir geben wollte? Was ist am zweiten Tag? Wann haben sie fünf mich fünf goldene Ringe? Was ist mein Lieblings-Nummer? Bin ich Gregory Aaron Koch? Sie sind Kaylee Tonks Lupin? Ist das dein richtiger Name? Wenn nicht, würden Sie verändern? Ich frage mich, ob, wenn ich übersetzen mein Nachname Koch ins Deutsche und dann wieder in Englisch, wenn es sagen wird, mein Name ist nun "Gregory Cook"? Und natürlich es sich auf "Gregory Cook" auf "Gregor Koch" übersetzen jetzt, nicht wahr? Ich wette, es wird annehmen wollen? Bananen? Kumquats? Persimmons? Squash? Himbeeren? Big Bird? Damit? Ooh, it didn't translate "Gregory Cook" to "Gregory Koch". Nice. | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3453 Registered: 9-2010 |
Is there such thing as German kitteh language? mee thinx yuo iz dizcuvured it, az doriana kitteh sayz dis iz nawt propur germin. thanx tu doriana foar translayshun... Würden Fragen in deutscher Sprache zu helfen? Would questions in German help? noez. Wenn ja, warum? If so, why? pleaz do nawt do moar germin kweshunz. Wenn nein, warum nicht? If not, why not? becuz den I haz tu azk doriana kitteh foar translayshun. kaylee kitteh knowz numberz an a few wurdz an dat iz awl. Darf ich fragen, Fragen in deutscher Kitteh? Can I ask questions in German kitteh? yuo did Heißt das überhaupt? (Nawt shure wut meenz heer) wut iz dis? doriana nawt knoez How do you say "kitteh"auf Deutsch? How do you say kitteh in German? umm...doriana? hao tu sayz it? Warum das deutsche Wort für "deutsch " klingen wie das englische Wort für "Niederländisch"? Why does the German word for German sound like the English word for Dutch? prolly acoz "High German" an "Low German" becomez Germin an Dutch? I iz nawt sure but dat iz tru, so iz likelee Am ersten Tag von Weihnachten, was meine wahre Liebe zu mir geben wollte? On the first day of Christmas, what did my true love give to me? wun burd in a tree Was ist am zweiten Tag? What's on the second day? too moar burdz Wann haben sie fünf mich fünf goldene Ringe? When did they/she have five golden rings for me? on fivez dai Was ist mein Lieblings-Nummer? What's my favourite number? iz 42 teh meening uf lifez? Bin ich Gregory Aaron Koch? Am I Gregory Aaron Koch? yez yuo iz mr. coke Sie sind Kaylee Tonks Lupin? Are you Kaylee Tonks Lupin? yez Ist das dein richtiger Name? Is that your real name? noez Wenn nicht, würden Sie verändern? If not, would you change? (iz nawt shure if meenz "change it" or "change sumthin elz"?!) plz tu explainz dis mr. coke Ich frage mich, ob, wenn ich übersetzen mein Nachname Koch ins Deutsche und dann wieder in Englisch, wenn es sagen wird, mein Name ist nun "Gregory Cook"? I'm wondering if it would say my name is "Gregory Cook" if I translated it to German and back to English triez it? Und natürlich es sich auf "Gregory Cook" auf "Gregor Koch" übersetzen jetzt, nicht wahr? And now it will translate "Gregory Cook" to "Gregor Koch", won't it? did it? Ich wette, es wird annehmen wollen? I bet, it'll want to accept (??) wut? Bananen? Bananas? wuz galfiskz plain Kumquats? Kumquats? o.O Persimmons? squishy Squash? butternut Himbeeren? Raspberries? is bettur with strawberryz Big Bird? do yuo know hao tu get tu sesamee street? Damit? o.o Iz helpz? noez, plz tu be noe moar kweshunz all in germin... | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3454 Registered: 9-2010 |
lol, oh, sry...teh "iz helpz" wuz doriana kitteh. yez, translayshunz did helpz. but no moar kweshunz all in germin liek dat plzkthnx. | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 1047 Registered: 12-2010 |
Hao tu say "kitteh" in Germin? Iz wood say "Katzeh"?! | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3455 Registered: 9-2010 |
Hao tu say "kitteh" in Germin? Iz wood say "Katzeh"?! sowndz gud tu mee! iz gud foar Katzehz tu haz Kaseburgur! | ||
| Potato (Potato)
New member Username: Potato Post Number: 590 Registered: 7-2010 |
Is asking in kitteh required for solving the German numbers part of your puzzle (cuz Potato iz nawt gud at kitteh)? If it is, can I bribe you with a hamburger? Isn't Hamburger is a funny word? Were hamburgers invented in Hamburg? Do they contain ham? The German word for ham is Schinken, you know? So why don't we call them Schinkenburgers? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3456 Registered: 9-2010 |
o hai Potato! we iz cheezfrendz on faizbuk! yayz! Is asking in kitteh required for solving the German numbers part of your puzzle (cuz Potato iz nawt gud at kitteh)? technically, it should be...but so long as you let me know you're working at the numbers, I'll answer appropriately If it is, can I bribe you with a hamburger? yuo iz can Isn't Hamburger is a funny word? hamburg iz a plaiz in germinee, iz it nawt? Were hamburgers invented in Hamburg? noez Do they contain ham? noez, iz mooez nawt oinkz The German word for ham is Schinken, you know? I did nawt knoez dat. veree intrestin! So why don't we call them Schinkenburgers? mabee cause iz nawt ham? why yuo nawt call hamburg, schinkenburg? | ||
| Mephistopheles (Mephistopheles)
New member Username: Mephistopheles Post Number: 10 Registered: 4-2011 |
Do u liek hamburg? Do u liek Hamburg? Do u liek Hamburger? Do u liek Hamburgers? Do u liek Hamburgerz? Ist die Erde rund? Ist die Sonne rund? HabenSiedasSpielverloren? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3458 Registered: 9-2010 |
Do u liek hamburg? i liek hamburgur, but liekz cheezburgur bettur Do u liek Hamburg? iz nevur been dere Do u liek Hamburger? iz kitteh frum Hamburg? iz potato or doriana kittehz frum dere? Do u liek Hamburgers? o yez, am sure would liek pepul frum Hamburg Do u liek Hamburgerz? *nom* needz kase Ist die Erde rund? teh erth iz round Ist die Sonne rund? teh sun iz round tu HabenSiedasSpielverloren? wut? teh Kaylee kitteh no iz flooent in germin, soez if potato or doriana kitteh or uthur germin kitteh wantz tu translait dat... | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 12906 Registered: 4-2010 |
I iz see shurt tudai, id sed (in hoomin langwidg): Every time you can Has God kills a Lolcat I tink teh gy wearin it wuz kreepd owt beclawz i wuz folowin him tu reed it. O wel. | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3461 Registered: 9-2010 |
o noez!!!!!! :-( mee noe thinx Ceiling Cat wud do dat!!! :-( | ||
| Potato (Potato)
New member Username: Potato Post Number: 592 Registered: 7-2010 |
Can't think of any questions right now, but here's the translation you asked for: HabenSiedasSpielverloren = Haben Sie das Spiel verloren? = Did you lose the game? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 12909 Registered: 4-2010 |
dittoe. Duz Seeling Kat luv teh kittehz? Awl uv dem? Teh itteh bitteh kittehz tu? Ebin teh wunz dat skratch owr fasiz off? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3462 Registered: 9-2010 |
HabenSiedasSpielverloren = Haben Sie das Spiel verloren? = Did you lose the game? wut game iz dis wun? hao wud I knoez if I losted? Duz Seeling Kat luv teh kittehz? o yez, Seeling Kat noez maikz dem diez. He luvz dem much an blezez dem wit cheeseburgurz. Awl uv dem? O yez. Teh itteh bitteh kittehz tu? Ezpeshulee dem, iz keepz dem awai frum waturz. Ebin teh wunz dat skratch owr fasiz off? dey iz nawt had enuf cheezburgur, so Seelin Kat makez moar. | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 12914 Registered: 4-2010 |
YES I DID. (Kaylee - see Fermat1601's "Just to annoy you" in the July '10 archives.) Wut du u du wit a drunkid kitteh? Earlai in teh mornin? Iz he zleepin? Dreemin? Wut du kittehz dreem uv? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3464 Registered: 9-2010 |
YES I DID. (Kaylee - see Fermat1601's "Just to annoy you" in the July '10 archives.) o i seez...yez, i losted it. Wut du u du wit a drunkid kitteh? yuo letz it sleepz! Earlai in teh mornin? iz nawt waik up, kitteh noez likin dat Iz he zleepin? o yez Dreemin? prolly thinkin bowt teh captin'z kitteh Wut du kittehz dreem uv? othur kittehz! and... http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cat/ dis wun | ||
| Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
New member Username: Gregoryuconn Post Number: 1005 Registered: 9-2010 |
Using lolcat translator. Sorry for the all caps. WUT IZ TEH MEANIN OV LIFE? Y DO U REFUSE 2 LET ME ASK IN GERMAN? Y DOAN U USE ROSETTA STONE 2 STUDY TEH GERMAN LANGUAGE? WUT IF KITTEH GOT DRUNK? CUD IT SNORT COKE? LIEK CHARLIE SHEEN? CHARLIE SHEEN = WINNIN? MOSEZ IZ MAH FREND, DOAN U FINKZ? I CAN RIDE PONY? WUT BOUT BICYCLE? FERETS R FRENZ, NOT FUD, RITE? Y IZ WAN TEH LONELIEST NUMBR? Y IZ 2 TEH SADDEST EXPERIENCE? Y MICHAEL JACKSON DYE? HOO SHOT JFK? WUZ IT KITTEH POO? WUZ IT TEH TOILET DAT JUS OVERFLOWD? BUT DEN FLUSHD AFTR OVERFLOWIN? WHICH IZ STRANGE? APPLEZ? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3465 Registered: 9-2010 |
WUT IZ TEH MEANIN OV LIFE? iz ansur tu ultimut kweshun? Y DO U REFUSE 2 LET ME ASK IN GERMAN? mee iz nawt flooent, only knoez numburz, only numburz importunt Y DOAN U USE ROSETTA STONE 2 STUDY TEH GERMAN LANGUAGE? iz expensiv WUT IF KITTEH GOT DRUNK? den we nawt waik up kitteh CUD IT SNORT COKE? me iz nawt ansur dat, iz irrelevunt LIEK CHARLIE SHEEN? charlie sheen is irrelevunt CHARLIE SHEEN = WINNIN? noez MOSEZ IZ MAH FREND, DOAN U FINKZ? yez but nawt mattur I CAN RIDE PONY? sur, heer iz wun WUT BOUT BICYCLE? wy nawt FERETS R FRENZ, NOT FUD, RITE? thot wuz fishez Y IZ WAN TEH LONELIEST NUMBR? wun iz lonliezt cuz iz awl by self Y IZ 2 TEH SADDEST EXPERIENCE? don know Y MICHAEL JACKSON DYE? iz nawt mai buzness HOO SHOT JFK? azk googolpediuh WUZ IT KITTEH POO? noez WUZ IT TEH TOILET DAT JUS OVERFLOWD? iz irrelevunt BUT DEN FLUSHD AFTR OVERFLOWIN? WHICH IZ STRANGE? both irrelevunt APPLEZ? mee liek kaseburgurz bettur | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 12963 Registered: 4-2010 |
Kan teh kitteh yuz teh toylit? An fluzh it? An leev teh seet daon? An teh lidd up? | ||
| Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
New member Username: Gregoryuconn Post Number: 1013 Registered: 9-2010 |
So when Maintenance closed the request for the broken toilet, here's the comment they made "Small sex toy was found in toilet. Removed and flushed successfully". I don't want to know how that got in there. | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3470 Registered: 9-2010 |
x.x kitteh nawt want tu knoez ethur. Kweshunz abowt toylitz an bodily functionz iz irrelevunt. Includin balin kitteh'z kweshunz. | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 12972 Registered: 4-2010 |
Wai arz day irelifunt? Bekuz u sed soh? | ||
| Potato (Potato)
New member Username: Potato Post Number: 627 Registered: 7-2010 |
If Potato kitteh livt in Hamburg, wud dat maik hur Hamburgur? Naimin teh citi Schinkenburg wud bee silleh, wudnt it? Wudnt Potato kitteh bee Schinkenburger tehn? Noez, wait, it shud bee Shinkunburgur, rite? Potato kitteh nawt wanna bee Shinkunburgur, Potato kitteh nawt laikz dat... Wai nawt naim teh citi Käseburg? Kaylee kitteh laikz käse bettur dan shinkun? Potato kitteh laikz käse, but nawt shinkun. | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3486 Registered: 9-2010 |
Wai arz day irelifunt? becauz rool nawt abowt dem Bekuz u sed soh? yez If Potato kitteh livt in Hamburg, wud dat maik hur Hamburgur? I thinkz soe... Naimin teh citi Schinkenburg wud bee silleh, wudnt it? mee iz nawt knoez wut schinken iz... Wudnt Potato kitteh bee Schinkenburger tehn? I guez soe Noez, wait, it shud bee Shinkunburgur, rite? if Potato kitteh sayz soe Potato kitteh nawt wanna bee Shinkunburgur, Potato kitteh nawt laikz dat... kai, iz nawt bee wun den Wai nawt naim teh citi Käseburg? iz shuld naim it dat! Kaylee kitteh laikz käse bettur dan shinkun? iz knoez wut kase iz, aneewai... Potato kitteh laikz käse, but nawt shinkun. okai den! | ||
| Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
New member Username: Gregoryuconn Post Number: 1057 Registered: 9-2010 |
That reminded me of the "Ich Bin Ein Berliner" urban legend which says that when JFK made his famous speech he actually said "I am a jelly doughnut" and that a "Berliner" is a type of jelly doughnut made in Berlin. But as http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/historical/a/jfk_berliner.htm points out, it would be the equivalent of saying that my great-aunt is a New Yorker - would you think she was the magazine, or that she was from NYC? Although I suppose if I said she were a Hamburger or a Frankfurter, you wouldn't naturally think she was from Frankfurt or Hamburg, but then again, this isn't Germany, so many Americans don't even know those are real places, but surely just as we've all heard of New York, all Germans have heard of Berlin. | ||
| Potato (Potato)
New member Username: Potato Post Number: 631 Registered: 7-2010 |
Well, in German, a "Berliner" can be both a person from Berlin and a donut with jelly where the hole would be. Funnily, the Berlin persons don't use this word for the pastry. They call it "Pfannkuchen", a literal translation of which is "pancake" (which, imho, doesn't make any sense at all xD). Persons living in Hamburg do call the fast food product "Hamburger", though (at least I'm not aware of any other word). Oh, and "Schinken" is the German word for "ham" :-) So I nawt hav tu bee a Shinkunburgur, rite? (Thankz yu! Thankz yu!) Shuld I mayk Käseburgur for Kaylee kitteh? Wat doez Kaylee kitteh want mee tu put on Käseburgur? Hamburgur patti? Lettuz? Tomaytoe? Onionz? Katshup? Piklez? Cheez? Oh, noez, I forgot teh bunz... Yu nawt kan hav Käseburgur witout bunz, kan yu? Wuld mayk kwite a mess... *Goez get bunz...* | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3488 Registered: 9-2010 |
Oh, and "Schinken" is the German word for "ham" :-) o i seez! maikz senz nao So I nawt hav tu bee a Shinkunburgur, rite? noez, courz nawt! (Thankz yu! Thankz yu!) welkumz! Shuld I mayk Käseburgur for Kaylee kitteh? o plz, I can haz? Wat doez Kaylee kitteh want mee tu put on Käseburgur? hmm... Hamburgur patti? o yez, must haz dat Lettuz? littul bit, nawt tu much Tomaytoe? one slice uf dat iz gud Onionz? o noez! onionz iz nawt gud for kaylee kitteh! Katshup? yez plz Piklez? o yez! Cheez? kaseburgur must haz kase! Oh, noez, I forgot teh bunz... o noez! Yu nawt kan hav Käseburgur witout bunz, kan yu? well apparuntlee low-karbz pepul wrapz dem in lettus... Wuld mayk kwite a mess...yez... *Goez get bunz...* *waitz* | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 13046 Registered: 4-2010 |
Ai iz lozt? An ai no noez wat iz goin on? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3489 Registered: 9-2010 |
Ai iz lozt? An ai no noez wat iz goin on? dat maikz tu uf us kittehz...ai haz had seezur tudai an haz been nawt gud. =( And I iz forgotted teh secund rool, if dere wuz wun other den wutevur kaylee kitteh iz wantin it tu bee. | ||
| Tortiekitten (Tortiekitten)
New member Username: Tortiekitten Post Number: 364 Registered: 11-2010 |
Sister said to $poyle the puzzle for her as she is too tired. Anything in bold is what she typed to me. the kitteh rule is that numbers get answered with french numbers and then when the things that the french numbers sound like get involved, german numbers are used french numbers = un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf, dix only german numbers so far I think were whatever four is because now I don't remember it in German, and acht which is eight (huit = eight, sounds like wheat =>buns =>cheezburgur) and cinq = sink and it's funf in german (five) that was about it anyway, sorry, my seizureishness hurts my head, can't run any more of it Also wanted to say that for the English part of the rule, that she started it by answering questions with the numbers 1-11 with the corresponding first name of the actor that played that number regeneration of the Doctor from the British SciFi show Doctor Who. She told me that at first there was more to the rule, where she would answer certain questions with answers that related to the show. However, she has forgotten how the rule worked and is sorry for this. | ||
| Potato (Potato)
New member Username: Potato Post Number: 634 Registered: 7-2010 |
Oh noez! :-( Hope you're feeling better soon! | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 13057 Registered: 4-2010 |
As do I...hope you get well quickly! |
