"Who was my mother?"
"I'm afraid I never met her, my son. Even your stepfather doesn't know."
"Does it have anything to do with my name?"
"I get teased about that name all the time, you know."
"I'm sorry about that, my son."
"Am I gonna have to play Twenty Questions to get the story out of you?"
"Good thing you have friends at the LTPF, then."