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[Doriana] *Mr Burns voice* Excellent!

Postby Doriana » Fri Sep 28, 2018 2:29 pm

Yesterday, we received the news that we did not get the multi-million euro, 7-year funding from the German Science Foundation that we had applied for. A lot of work went into our proposal and we were really looking forward to the grant money. However, my co-workers, supervisor and I are actually not too sad that we didn't get it. Why?

we = several collaborating departments at my university
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Re: [Doriana] *Mr Burns voice* Excellent!

Postby Balin » Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:17 pm

Good to see you here again!

Would you have had to do certain work if you had received the grant? Would you have had to change locations? Travel?
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Re: [Doriana] *Mr Burns voice* Excellent!

Postby Doriana » Fri Sep 28, 2018 5:38 pm

Good to see you here again! It's good to be back, although I'm so caught up in work these days that I don't know if this will be a long-term stay or a weekend visit...

Would you have had to do certain work if you had received the grant? Would you have had to change locations? Travel? No to all
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Re: [Doriana] *Mr Burns voice* Excellent!

Postby irishelk » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:17 pm

Does not getting the grant money mean that you will get another advantage? Money from another source? Do you expect to have 7 years of funding, or almost the same amount, anyway? Did you reap the advantages of publicity from the application process?

Would you be sad if you did get it?

Is the subject matter of what would be funded relevant? Are you studying the funding process?
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Re: [Doriana] *Mr Burns voice* Excellent!

Postby Doriana » Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:31 pm

Does not getting the grant money mean that you will get another advantage? [b]noish [/b]Money from another source? no Do you expect to have 7 years of funding, or almost the same amount, anyway? Did you reap the advantages of publicity from the application process? irrel to both

Would you be sad if you did get it? no, but...

Is the subject matter of what would be funded relevant? noish Are you studying the funding process? no
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Re: [Doriana] *Mr Burns voice* Excellent!

Postby Balin » Sun Oct 07, 2018 4:01 am

Would you be annoyed if you did get it? Angry? Did you think one of the other proposals (the one that did get it, perhaps) should have gotten the grant?
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Postby GalFisk » Sun Oct 07, 2018 6:26 pm

Relevant why you didn't get it? Did it go to someone who deserved it more? Relevant who did get this grant? Did anyone get it at all? Will the science get done regardless? If so, by you? By someone else?
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Re: [Doriana] *Mr Burns voice* Excellent!

Postby Doriana » Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:10 pm

Would you be annoyed if you did get it? OTRT Angry? no Did you think one of the other proposals (the one that did get it, perhaps) should have gotten the grant? irrel

Relevant why you didn't get it? no Did it go to someone who deserved it more? Relevant who did get this grant? Did anyone get it at all? Will the science get done regardless? If so, by you? By someone else? irrel to rest
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Re: [Doriana] *Mr Burns voice* Excellent!

Postby Balin » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:26 pm

Did you send a serious proposal to the grant? Did you send the proposal with the intent of wanting the grant money?
Is it relevant who did get the grant money? Was it another department at the same place?
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Re: [Doriana] *Mr Burns voice* Excellent!

Postby Doriana » Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:26 pm

Did you send a serious proposal to the grant? Did you send the proposal with the intent of wanting the grant money? Yes to both
Is it relevant who did get the grant money? No, not relevant Was it another department at the same place? Irrel

Clarification: We would have been mostly happy to get the grant money, but we would have been annoyed(ish) about one aspect of getting the grant.
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Postby GalFisk » Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:04 pm

Aspect related to: criteria for getting it? Obligations for using it? Financial issues? Who will use it?
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Postby Doriana » Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:35 pm

Aspect related to: criteria for getting it? Obligations for using it? Financial issues? Who will use it? No to all
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Re: [Doriana] *Mr Burns voice* Excellent!

Postby GalFisk » Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:46 pm

Related to an event? A person? A group? An object? Or type of object? Research? Money? Researchers? An institution? Business? Would getting a grant keep something relevant from being done?
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Re: [Doriana] *Mr Burns voice* Excellent!

Postby Doriana » Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:53 pm

Related to an event? This for svv of 'event' A person? A group? An object? This for svv of 'object' Or type of object? Research? This Money? Researchers? An institution? Business? Would getting a grant keep something relevant from being done? Not keep from being done entirely, but make it harder to do
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Re: [Doriana] *Mr Burns voice* Excellent!

Postby Doriana » Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:53 pm

Hint: Think about what we could do with several million Euros.
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