[Wildcard] Up up and Away

[Wildcard]

The school principal decided to take the initiative and post signs when she discovered the students were going airborne.

[Balin]

Did the signs contain text? Images?
Did the students see/read the signs? Did their teachers? Did their parents?

[WiZ]

Hi, Wildcard! The Wildcard, I presume?

Were the students getting airborne in a vehicle? Under their own power? Using equipment such as a trampoline? Did they get airborne as part of the curriculum? An extra-curricular activity? Sports? Completely by accident? Is there a health and safety issue at play?

In going airborne, did the students rise to a height of less than one foot? Less than 10? Less than 100? Less than 1000?

[Wildcard]

Did the signs contain text? No Images? Yes
Did the students see/read the signs? Yes Did their teachers? Yes Did their parents? Yes
Hi, Wildcard! The Wildcard, I presume? From years ago, yes

Were the students getting airborne in a vehicle? No Under their own power? No Using equipment such as a trampoline? No Did they get airborne as part of the curriculum? No An extra-curricular activity? No Sports? No Completely by accident? No Is there a health and safety issue at play? Yes

In going airborne, did the students rise to a height of less than one foot? No Less than 10? Yes Less than 100? Yes Less than 1000? Yes

[JenBurdoo]

Were the students jumping or falling from a height? Were they, at some point, airborne? Moving with nothing touching their bodies, including the ground or walls?

[Wildcard]

Were the students jumping No or falling from a height? Yes, False assumption lurking Were they, at some point, airborne? Yes Moving with nothing touching their bodies, including the ground or walls? Yes
JenBurdoo

[JenBurdoo]

Dropping from or stepping from a height? Deliberately? Parachute school relevant? Age of students relevant?

[GalFisk]

Did they go airborne while sitting? Standing? Lying down? Walking? Running? Driving? Riding? Did they fall? Stumble? Jump? Get wet? Get hurt? Get surprised?

[JenBurdoo]

Were they at an amusement park?

[Wildcard]

Dropping Yes, FA lurking from or stepping No from a height? Deliberately? Yes Parachute school relevant? No Age of students relevant? Indirectly

[Wildcard]

Did they go airborne while sitting? No Standing? Yes Lying down? Walking? Running? Driving? Riding? None of these Did they fall? Stumble? Jump? Get wet? Get hurt? Get surprised? No to all these too

[Wildcard]

Were they at an amusement park? No

[Wildcard]

HINT: No children were harmed in the making of this puzzle.

[Hobbsicle]

Are the students humans? Adults?

[CoffeeBean]

Were those who were airborne end up at the same place they started before going airborne? If not, did they end at a place higher than the start point? Lower?
Are all of the ones who are going airborne doing so in the same fashion? At the same place? At the same time?
Do those who go airborne do so with assistance from other persons? Are they thrown upwards? Lifted? Pushed?
Does the process of going airborne involve some kind of object? More than one object? Something held by those who perform the act?