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[markobr] Off with his head?

Postby markobr » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:15 pm

Alice often uses death threats to make sure her orders are executed the way she wants. Nobody takes offence at that, people even tend to be mildly amused when she tells them about it.
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby GalFisk » Mon Jun 22, 2020 7:00 pm

Alice: HAF? Death: of a human? The human executing the order? Death of a processing thread in software? Are yhe threats spoken? Written? Gestured/mimed? Meant?
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Postby Zanreo » Mon Jun 22, 2020 7:37 pm

Are the threats obviously jokes? Ridiculously exaggerated?
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Postby gregoryuconn » Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:12 pm

“Orders are executed”.... Hmmmm..... is a pun involved? Is she ordering the execution of a person? An animal (such as a vet putting sick animals down, though it could be more sinister)? And she threatens to do it herself if they don’t?
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby markobr » Tue Jun 23, 2020 4:40 pm

Alice: HAF? Death: of a human? No. The human executing the order? So, no. Death of a processing thread in software? YES! Are yhe threats spoken? Written? This. Gestured/mimed? Meant?

Are the threats obviously jokes? No. Ridiculously exaggerated? No.

“Orders are executed”.... Hmmmm..... is a pun involved? Yesish, but not about "executed") Is she ordering the execution of a person? No. An animal (such as a vet putting sick animals down, though it could be more sinister)? No. And she threatens to do it herself if they don’t? No.
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby GalFisk » Tue Jun 23, 2020 5:00 pm

Does she write software? Threaten programs with Task Manager or similar? Are the threats written as comments? Part of executable code? Does her software launch lots of threads, and kill those that don't do what she wants? Genetic algorithms relevant? Quantum computing?
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby markobr » Tue Jun 23, 2020 5:08 pm

Does she write software? Yes. Threaten programs with Task Manager or similar? Not that much similar. Are the threats written as comments? No. Part of executable code? Yes. Does her software launch lots of threads, and kill those that don't do what she wants? Genetic algorithms relevant? Quantum computing? No to rest.
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby JenBurdoo » Tue Jun 23, 2020 6:59 pm

Is the "threat" an actual instruction within the code? Is it actually a threat (given that it cannot be understood in a sentient sense by the computer)? Is there humor in it? Is a specific type of program involved, such as a game?
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby GalFisk » Tue Jun 23, 2020 7:14 pm

Try...catch relevant? Relevant what programming language she uses? What platform(s) she writes for? What type of software she makes? Is the threat ever carried out? If so, routinely? When errors occur? Rarely?
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby markobr » Tue Jun 23, 2020 9:08 pm

Is the "threat" an actual instruction within the code? Yes. Is it actually a threat (given that it cannot be understood in a sentient sense by the computer)? Well, so it isn't. It just looks like one. Is there humor in it? Well, it's somewhat funny, but it's the usual way to do what she wants to do. Is a specific type of program involved, such as a game? No.

Try...catch relevant? Only in a quite lateral sense. Relevant what programming language she uses? Yes. Try...catch doesn't exist in this language. What platform(s) she writes for? No. What type of software she makes? No. Is the threat ever carried out? Well, it's not really a threat, but yes, the instruction may be carried out from time to time. If so, routinely? No. When errors occur? Yes. Rarely? Depends on the circumstances.
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Postby GalFisk » Wed Jun 24, 2020 1:08 pm

Is it a low level language? High level? Is she writing an error handler? When carried out, does the program quit entirely? Stop what it's doing?
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby markobr » Wed Jun 24, 2020 3:23 pm

Is it a low level language? High level? This. Is she writing an error handler? She writes code that determines how to handle (certain) errors. When carried out, does the program quit entirely? Usually yes, but you can change this behaviour. Stop what it's doing? And by consequence usually this, too.
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Postby GalFisk » Wed Jun 24, 2020 4:43 pm

Relevant which errors? Relevant who's going to use the program? Relevant which instructions(s) she's using? File I/O relevant? Networking? Graphics?
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby markobr » Fri Jun 26, 2020 6:31 pm

Relevant which errors? Yesish. Relevant who's going to use the program? No. Relevant which instructions(s) she's using? Yes. File I/O relevant? A good example where you might want to use the death threats. Networking? Might be another example. Graphics? Not as far as I know, but I don't know much about graphics programming.
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Postby GalFisk » Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:54 pm

Does the death occur if an operation is not finished within a certain timeframe? With a certain result? Does she employ a timer? Counter? If...then? Or...else? (I wish there was such an instruction. Do [this], or else [consequence]!
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby markobr » Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:15 pm

Does the death occur if an operation is not finished within a certain timeframe?Not usually, but this could be a reason. With a certain result? Yes. Does she employ a timer? Counter? If...then? For all: possibly, but this can happen in lots of situations. Or...else? (I wish there was such an instruction. Do [this], or else [consequence]! But there is one in this language (well, it looks like that), and indeed, "or" is part of it.
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Postby GalFisk » Sat Jun 27, 2020 7:05 am

Relevant which language she's using? Comments relevant? Is an error message relevant? Relevant what company (if any) she works for? Relevant what devices the code runs on? Such as phones? Appliances? Cars? Medical devices? Is killing the process important for safety? Usability? Reliability?
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby markobr » Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:13 pm

Relevant which language she's using? Yes. Comments relevant? No. Is an error message relevant? Yope. Relevant what company (if any) she works for? No. Relevant what devices the code runs on? No. Such as phones? Appliances? Cars? Medical devices? Maybe for all, irrelevant. Is killing the process important for safety? Maybe. Usability? Maybe. Reliability? Yes.
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby GalFisk » Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:19 am

Is it a scripting language? Compiled language? Popular language? Do users need to restart the process when it quits? Is not showing an error message relevant? Product support relevant? Does the killing trigger a relevant automatic response? Such as an error report? Or prevent one? Is she writing beneficial software? Malware? Virus? Worm? Spyware? Shovelware?
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby markobr » Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:58 am

Is it a scripting language? Yes. Compiled language? So, no. Popular language? Quite so, but it was more popular in the past. Do users need to restart the process when it quits? Depends on the circumstances. Is not showing an error message relevant? Yes. Product support relevant? Not particularily. Does the killing trigger a relevant automatic response? Usually yes. To avoid a misunderstanding: The "killing" involved is just the script itself terminating. Such as an error report? An error message. Or prevent one? No. Is she writing beneficial software? Assume this. Malware? Virus? Worm? Spyware? Shovelware?
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Postby GalFisk » Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:31 am

JavaScript? VBScript? PHP? Perl? Python? Ruby? ASP? Tcl? Is the script run in a browser? On a server? If the script is killed, is it relaunched? Relevant?
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby markobr » Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:13 pm

JavaScript? VBScript? PHP? Perl? This. Python? Ruby? ASP? Tcl? Is the script run in a browser? On a server? If the script is killed, is it relaunched? Relevant? Irrelevant to the rest, this is not about a particular script.
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby GalFisk » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:20 am

Is this about all Perl scripts? A certain type? A certain group? The ones she write? Does Perl have a "kill" command? Or similar?
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Postby markobr » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:47 pm

Is this about all Perl scripts? Almost all. A certain type? A certain group? The ones she write? So no, not especially. Does Perl have a "kill" command? It has, but this one is not relevant Or similar? [b]Yope. Quite the contrary, one could say.[b]
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby GalFisk » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:52 pm

Unkill? Zombie? Try-this-but-don't-die-if-it-fails? Sandboxing relevant?
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby markobr » Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:50 pm

Unkill? Zombie? Try-this-but-don't-die-if-it-fails? Sandboxing relevant? No to all. Opposite to "kill" in another way.
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby GalFisk » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:18 pm

Pause? Suspend? Put to sleep? Clone? Multiply? Start? Run? Execute? Retry? Try-again-but-differently?
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby markobr » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:40 pm

Pause? Suspend? Put to sleep? Clone? Multiply? Start? Run? Execute? Retry? Try-again-but-differently? Again in a different way opposite to "kill". Change the perspective...
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby GalFisk » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:24 pm

Perspective: user? Programmer? The script itself? The interpreter? The OS/platform? CPU?
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby markobr » Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:49 pm

I begin to be puzzled by the fact how many misunderstandings this can create...

Perspective: user? Programmer? The script itself? This is closest. The interpreter? The OS/platform? CPU?
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby GalFisk » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:09 am

Does the script do any killing? Any opposite? Is the script subjected to killing? To the opposite?
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Re: [markobr] Off with his head?

Postby markobr » Thu Jul 02, 2020 7:30 pm

Does the script do any killing? Any opposite? Is the script subjected to killing? To the opposite? It "kills" itself.
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